You Want to Teach Me WHAT?

I don't know where I've been, but I must have fallen asleep somewhere back a ways. Because I just looked around and noticed all these people shouting we need to change our lives. And frankly, I didn't know things were so bad.

Maybe you've seen 'em. I call them the self-help gurus. They're crawling out from under every rock, telling us we need to plan better or think happy thoughts or do this or that and we'll magically get the good life. They seem to think our lives are so bad, and we're not good enough the way we are, so we'd better get busy and fix it.

Now, don't get me wrong. They've got a lot of great ideas, but I'm not sold those ideas hold the salvation they preach. Or fix the problem they think they see. In fact, I'm not sure there's even anything to fix.